Monday, March 16, 2009

You're STILL fat!

You Are STILL fat.

Yup. You.

With the chocolate monster muffin from Starbucks and the skinny Latte. Not you? Oh, sorry. Maybe you're the one that decided to "eat healthy" and ordered the Cobb salad swimming in ranch dressing with the yogurt parfait yesterday for lunch...and downed it with a 32 ounce "Diet" Coke. No? My apologies. But I know tonight, somewhere out there, while they're watching "Real Housewives of Someplace You'll Never Visit," somebody'll scarf down about a pound or so of Low Fat Frozen Yogurt and fall asleep with a Snickers bar in their mouth.

Last month I told you why you were fat, but it looks like you need a reminder. So click the link below and check out the Worst Foods in America. Consider this a public service annoucement from someone who cares. And from someone who's tired of seeing flabby mid-sections trying to squeeze into designer jeans and wondering why it's so hard to meet anybody nice at the El Torito on Friday night. Remember. It's because I care.

Now drop the chalupa.

Men's Health - Eat This, Not That! - Best & Worst - What's are the worst foods?

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