Best Parenting Practices: Lie To Your Children

Finally!

I've been waiting for this one, folks. I had a feeling, but had been waiting for some kind of affirmation before I went and congratulated anyone.
But now I have conclusive proof that the blatant disregard for ethics and morality in our advertising campaigns is finally paying off! I knew the day would come when science would back up my belief that that whole "truth in advertising" fad a few years ago was just a bunch of hooey from those tree-huggin' liberal hippies! And now it's here!
Want your kids to lead healthier, more productive lives? Well, LIE TO THEM!
That's right! Don't know the answer to a tough "why is the sky blue, daddy"-type question? No need to sweat anymore. Just make sumpin' up! Seems the best thing to do is to trick their tiny little minds while their still maleable. Don't baffle them with facts and figures when you can bamboozle them with fibs and fiction!
And here's the proof!
Give this link a click and then let me know what you think. I'll still be here.

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